Twas the morn before Christmas
And all through Tim's flat
Nobody was home
And he was down with that.
He drunk beer after beer while he watched Grown Ups 2
While his friend Guy Montgomery was watching it too
But alas, the lads were apart for their viewing this week
And over Skype, using computers, did the boys online speak.
And Tim had had beers, too many to count
And Guy was in the South Island, next to a Mount!
So they watched and they chatted and it all turned to shit.
So they tried once again to record and, HEY! This is it!