In which our heroes keep taking a break from recording, eat a whole Christmas ham, and re-release our 2013 Christmas Special in a vain effort to buy us more ham-time. In this episode we completely forget everything we learned about eggnog last Christmas, gift-shame, and explore the terror of pets as gifts. Jackson comes up with the greatest Christmas tradition, Marley reveals the dog-eat-dog nature of her family Christmas, Zammit doesn't understand childhood wonder, and Duscher just wants to comprehend Frosty the Snowman. Join the gang as they receive a gift of nuts, describe their perfect milkshakes, and kill animals in fear. Merry Christmas. To help us buy larger, and more extravagant hams head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference in our jolly lives.